Celtics because they are the IRA, Robbie Fowler because he is the most ruthless God in front of goal, Italian D Division for accomodating 10000 teams, Xabi Alonso because he can really score from distance and Ole Gunnar Solksjaer because he is the real Jack Black from the movie Schoolhouse Rock!
Thursday, December 10, 2020
Gopal Chandu's Football Coaching Routine.
I wrote a book in 2017 called "Brainwashed Conditioned and Miseducated".
Actually, there is no such thing. Unless, you read what follows:
Gopal Chandu's Football Coaching Routine:
Brainwashed
Before bedtime: A reading of Carl Gustav Jung's book "Memories, Dreams and Reflections."
Before breakfast: A reading of Sigmund Freud's theory of transactional analysis using Thomas Anthony Harris's book, "I'm OK You're OK"
Conditioned
Between 9am to 11am: Any 1 of the following four running routines namely 20/40 minutes shuttle run 30/30 minutes temple run
Between 11am to 1am: Any 2 of 6 arm exercises with minimum weights 20/35/50 reps (I use 3.5kg, my brother uses 5 kg) alongwith 5 pushups, 10 pullups, 15 situps, 20 surfpushups, 10 archerpushups
Miseducated
After lunch: Football a) Practising 10 problems from artofproblemsolving[dot]com/alcumus alternating between simple percents and other problems from other topics. (Max 2 hours)
b) Practicing skills from 133t on android playstore.
c) Subscribing to football feeds from Feedly app and tagging player posts to board called 'it's only illuminati' and team manager posts to board called 'it's only CIA' d) Turning up for football coaching session
प्रिय नागरीक,
आपली तक्रार मुंबई पोलीसांच्या अखत्यारीतील असल्यास आपण सविस्तर माहीतीसह नव्याने मेल करावा. अन्यथा संबंधित प्रशासकीय विभाग प्रमुखांना संपर्क करावा.
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आपणास विनंती करणेत येते की आपली तक्रार मा.पोलीस अधीक्षक कोल्हा यांच्या gopalpc@gmail.com
मेल आयडी वर न करता आपणास तक्रार करणेकरीता शासनाने आपले सरकार पोर्टल व सिटीझन पोर्टल हे उपलब्ध करून देण्यात आलेले आहेत. त्याचा ई मेल आयडी खालील प्रमाणे.
adg.establishment@mahapolice.gov.in,
adg.pc@mahapolice.gov.in
१. आपले सरकार पोर्टल-https://aaplesarkar.mahaonline.gov.in/en
२. सिटीझन पोर्टल -https://mumbaipolice.maharashtra.gov.in/
3. adgacbeast@mahapolice.gov.in
तरी आपली कोणतीही तक्रार असल्यास या दोन मेल आयडी वर करावी.
4. http://pauhunri.blogspot.com/2022/05/chakke-panje.html
पोलीस आयुक्तालय कार्यक्षेत्रातील काही तक्रार असल्यास आवश्यक व मुद्देसूद माहीतीसह (उदा. घटनेची सविस्तर हकीगत, मुंबईतील ठिकाण, दिनांक, वेळ, नजीकचे पोलीस ठाणे, संबंधित दस्तऐवज असल्यास, आपला पत्ता इ.) नव्याने मेल करावा ही विनंती...
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